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Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E?It means: Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife: No darling, it means: With Idiot For Ever************************************ Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,So I'd be in your hands all day.Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,So I could have a new o ne everyday.************************************
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him?Doctor: They are for you************************************
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.Husband: You should have known it the minuteI asked you to marry me.********************** **************Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.So I bought 3 movie tickets.Wife: Why Three?Husband: For you and your parents************************************
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the greatMount Everest?Husband: A lovely Push...!!!************************************
Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again************************************After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband:"You know, I was a fool when I married you.."The husband replied,
"Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice"
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